Those Long Sermons Will Get You Every Time!
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?"
The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service."
Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Please tell me ... was that the morning service or the evening service?"