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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, and with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you also have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the Gregorian Calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures based on astronomical observation or astronomical calculation instead of rules independent of astronomical events.
This greeting is extended without regard to the age, creed, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, or choice of computer platform of the wishee.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal; is void where prohibited by law; and is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.