Qustions and Answers

Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A: Conception.

Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
A: Skinny dipping.

Q: What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
A: No theme song/music.

Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A: Their birthplace.

Q: Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A: Obsession.

Q: More women do this in the bathroom than men.
A: Wash their hands. Women 80% / Men 55%

Q: What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A: Gain weight.

Q: In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
A: Banana.

Q: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A: One thousand.

Q: What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A: All invented by women.

Q: Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
A: Change their underwear. (What's this about?) [SL: Difference between men who do their own laundry and those I don't, perhaps?]

Q: This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A: A kiss.

Q: This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey

Q: There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A: Father's Day.

Q: What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
A: He was allergic to carrots.

Q: 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this.
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

Q: 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
A: Wear underwear. [SL: I wonder how this relates to laundry?]

Q: About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting.
A: Flush the toilet.

Q: What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?
A: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.