Misconceptions about Texas

That everything is twice as big in Texas. In reality everything is only 1.895153 times bigger, we just round up.

That the women have big hair. - In fact this was outlawed in July 1977. There is a task force and they are doing their best to reach every last woman. Bear with us.

That Texas gets extremely hot in the summer. - Actually we only have 2-3 days of real heat in Texas ... real heat being when there is over a 75% probability of self-combustion.

That JR Ewing still lives here. - That was a tv show people! Come on! Chuck Norris, on the other hand, is a real, karate-choppin' Texas Ranger that actually lives in Texas.

That we have killer bees, fire ants, gigantic roaches and mosquitoes and other awful insects, tornadoes, hurricanes, and damaging hailstorms. - I don't know where this pack of hysteria got started, but we're gonna assume it's from some non-Texan type. We tend to think of them as a few bitty bugs and a bad hair day.

That everyone speaks with a Texas accent. - Y'all just don't know what y'all are talking about.