Fine Wine

Womens perspective

Men are like fine wines. They all start out like grapes, and its our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with.

Mens perspective

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.