How to get rid of the Telemarketers


"Hello! Mr. Michaels?"


"How are you today?"

"OK so far..."

"My name is Debbie from Pointless Industries, and I'm calling to offer you a fabulous new offer that we are offering...."

"Who is this really?"

"My name is Debbie from---"

"How did you get this number?"

"Well.. you are on our list of preferred---"

"Listen to me, and listen good! You tell Hugo and his goons I lived up to my end of the deal! I cut up the bodies like he said, I ditched the car like he said, now I'm out of it, understand? You tell him he bothers me or my family again and I take everything I know to the Man, and don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!"

~hang up~