Windoze undocumented errors
- WindowsError: 001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
- WindowsError: 002 No error . . . yet.
- WindowsError: 003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
- WindowsError: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
- WindowsError: 005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
- WindowsError: 006 Malicous error. Desqview found on drive.
- WindowsError: 007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.
- WindowsError: 008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.
- WindowsError: 009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
- WindowsError: 00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
- WindowsError: 00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.
- WindowsError: 00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
- WindowsError: 00D Window closed. Do not look out.
- WindowsError: 00E Window open, do not look in.
- WindowsError: 00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.
- WindowsError: 010 Reserved for future mistakes
- WindowsError: 014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
- WindowsError: 015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
- WindowsError: 016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
- WindowsError: 017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
- WindowsError: 018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.
- WindowsError: 019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
- WindowsError: 01A Oprating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
- WindowsError: 01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
- WindowsError: 01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
- WindowsError: 01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
- WindowsError: 01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
- WindowsError: 01F Reserved for future mistakes
- WindowsError: 020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.