Windoze undocumented errors

  1. WindowsError: 001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
  2. WindowsError: 002 No error . . . yet.
  3. WindowsError: 003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
  4. WindowsError: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
  5. WindowsError: 005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
  6. WindowsError: 006 Malicous error. Desqview found on drive.
  7. WindowsError: 007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.
  8. WindowsError: 008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.
  9. WindowsError: 009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
  10. WindowsError: 00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
  11. WindowsError: 00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.
  12. WindowsError: 00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
  13. WindowsError: 00D Window closed. Do not look out.
  14. WindowsError: 00E Window open, do not look in.
  15. WindowsError: 00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.
  16. WindowsError: 010 Reserved for future mistakes
  17. WindowsError: 014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
  18. WindowsError: 015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
  19. WindowsError: 016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
  20. WindowsError: 017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
  21. WindowsError: 018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.
  22. WindowsError: 019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
  23. WindowsError: 01A Oprating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
  24. WindowsError: 01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
  25. WindowsError: 01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
  26. WindowsError: 01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
  27. WindowsError: 01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
  28. WindowsError: 01F Reserved for future mistakes
  29. WindowsError: 020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.