You just might be a Southern Baptist if ...

  1. You believe you're suppose to take a covered dish with you to Heaven when you die.

  2. You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.

  3. You have ever put an IOU in the offering plate.

  4. You think that anyone who says "AMEN" while the pastor is preaching just might be charismatic.

  5. You complain that your pastor only works one day a week ... and when he works ... its too long

  6. You clapped in church last Sunday and felt guilty about it all week

  7. You woke up one morning craving fried chicken and interpeted that as a call to preach

  8. You think the epistles were the wives of the apostles

  9. You are old enough to get a senior citizen discount at the pharmacy but not old enough to promote into the senior adult Sunday school department

  10. You think the holy land is Nashville

  11. You think that Contemporary Christian music is anything sung out of the 1957 "Broadman Hymnal" and the Gaither Trio are the New Kids on the Block