Water to Wine
A minister is driving down to New York to see a broadway show when he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says,
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
And the minister says, "Just water."
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
Seeing that the trooper has noticed the bottle on the floor, the minister looks down and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"